Toddler Road Rage

We drove past an empty pasture this morning as rain darkened the route to a friend's house. The Boss was, as always, on the lookout for those animals she loves to hate. She didn't find any.

"Stupid horses," she muttered.

I did a visual double take in the rear view mirror and a verbal one to boot. "What?"

"Stupid horses." She repeated the slur--more clearly this time, for emphasis--as she gave the hairy eyeball to a patch of barren farmland.

I cringed. Then I shrugged my shoulders against the worn leather of the driver's seat and acknowledged that it could've been much worse.

The fact that such a thought comforted me is no doubt a very, very bad sign.

Comments

  1. Lawyer MamaNovember 15, 2007 at 4:26 PM

    The word stupid has just crept into Hollis's vocabulary too. Oh joy.

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  2. Mrs. ChickyNovember 15, 2007 at 5:40 PM

    We experienced that ourselves last week. Yep, could have been MUCH worse. But still, wow, so harsh from a two year-old's mouth.

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  3. Mrs. ChickenNovember 16, 2007 at 5:54 AM

    Methinks the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. :) We're like that over here, too. The Poo says, "I hate ..." Totally my bad.

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  4. LisaNovember 16, 2007 at 6:48 AM

    Could be worse, my 10-year-old neighbor tricked my 8-year-old into saying f*cker.

    Lovely.

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  5. BozNovember 16, 2007 at 7:56 AM

    I don't think she believes horses are stupid, I think she's using the word to describe her displeasure at their absence. Correct me if I'm wrong.

    Boz

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  6. BinkyNovember 16, 2007 at 8:04 AM

    Boz, I think you are quite right. What I'm envisioning is her voicing her displeasure using the F word. That's what I'm thinking when I say it's a bad sign of things to come--and it's what mrs. chicken is saying when she says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

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  7. WendyNovember 16, 2007 at 9:32 AM

    My daughter just told me the other day that when a little girl fell at school she called everyone a Bitch. How nice is that for a 5 year old? Stupid is not looking so bad to me, right now.

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